GATLINBURG
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Ah...Gatlinburg. I stand here, within thy beautiful and scenic Smoky Mountains. I shield my eyes to better the view. I rise mine eyes up, trembling. I see...
A ski lift. A Howard Johnson. A wedding chapel and a heart shaped jacuzzi. A man selling tabletop pine trees made of shells.
I see Dollywood. I see Pigeon Forge. I see herds of out of shape people huffing and puffing up the hilly terrain in search of that one piece of flatware that would make their set complete.
Aaaaaah...Gatlinburg!
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