ALCOHOL

We Southerners looove good liquor. Why, it doesn't even have to be good...Bring it on, Bubba!

 Though Lynchburg, Tennessee is technically a "dry" county, the Jack Daniels Distillery is famous worldwide for fine tasting products as well as their cliched "Old South"-type ads. Pabst Blue Ribbon, "PBR" for short, is the best of the poor-man's beer, though Bud is always a safe bet when in a tough pool hall where you don't know anybody. Moonshine still exists, and PGA punch is enjoyed liberally.

OTHERS:
Atkins, Chet
Appa-LATCH-ans
Agriculture
Ali, Muhammed
Allman Brothers
Alligators
"All Ya'll"